Subject: The Burglar
 
 

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNEAKED DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I  TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.
 

I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.
 

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME ...
 
 
 
 
 
 

Just what I thought, a cat burglar