1. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a FREE trip around the sun.
2. Birthdays are good for you, the more
you have, the longer you live.
3. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
4. Don't cry because its over,
smile because it happened.
5. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
6. If ignorance
is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
7. People that are late are usually jollier than the ones who waited on them.
8. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
9. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
scenery on a detour.
10. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open!