Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy
disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by
a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts Your window
in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't
hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's
gonna crash!!
If the label on the cable on the table at your
house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down
the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a
souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with
a
bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy
in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary
risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll
want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
tell your Mom!
Does that make it clear for everybody?????
